[00:00:00.48 --> 00:00:04.00] let me tell you something i was that
[00:00:02.72 --> 00:00:06.08] woman 10 years ago
[00:00:04.00 --> 00:00:07.28] but i wielded my power in a benevolent
[00:00:06.08 --> 00:00:09.20] manner i think he's doing it on his
[00:00:07.28 --> 00:00:11.12] lunch hour i'm going to follow him oh
[00:00:09.20 --> 00:00:13.28] jesus oh don't worry you won't know it's
[00:00:11.12 --> 00:00:14.72] me i got a wig from the racquel welsh
[00:00:13.28 --> 00:00:17.76] weak line
[00:00:14.72 --> 00:00:19.44] the rockell welsh wig line
[00:00:17.76 --> 00:00:21.68] it's called revenge i'm going to make
[00:00:19.44 --> 00:00:23.76] him want me and right before we do it
[00:00:21.68 --> 00:00:25.28] i'm going to drop him like he dropped me
[00:00:23.76 --> 00:00:27.92] as long as you got a plan
[00:00:25.28 --> 00:00:29.68] not only a plan i have a dress three
[00:00:27.92 --> 00:00:31.28] errant hairs and this [ __ ] thinks i'm
[00:00:29.68 --> 00:00:32.88] george of the jungle well that's
[00:00:31.28 --> 00:00:34.48] horrifying and you should see the bush
[00:00:32.88 --> 00:00:36.16] on him i need a weed whacker just to
[00:00:34.48 --> 00:00:38.48] find his dick
[00:00:36.16 --> 00:00:40.16] could you please keep it down we're on
[00:00:38.48 --> 00:00:41.60] the upper east side
[00:00:40.16 --> 00:00:43.12] if checking out other women is the
[00:00:41.60 --> 00:00:44.80] biggest problem you're having with him
[00:00:43.12 --> 00:00:46.16] you're lucky well if it's that small you
[00:00:44.80 --> 00:00:47.92] should be able to stop oh honey you
[00:00:46.16 --> 00:00:49.20] can't change that about a man it's part
[00:00:47.92 --> 00:00:52.24] of their genetic code
[00:00:49.20 --> 00:00:53.44] like farting oh come on you gotta do
[00:00:52.24 --> 00:00:55.44] better than that
[00:00:53.44 --> 00:00:56.88] you gotta grab 35 by the balls and say
[00:00:55.44 --> 00:01:00.24] hey world i'm 35.
[00:00:56.88 --> 00:01:03.76] okay calm down annie maybe i mean smith
[00:01:00.24 --> 00:01:05.52] he's hot but he's a baby he's almost 30.
[00:01:03.76 --> 00:01:07.36] still i swear sometimes i don't know
[00:01:05.52 --> 00:01:09.52] whether to blow him or burp him
[00:01:07.36 --> 00:01:11.60] i need a grown-up what's your age
[00:01:09.52 --> 00:01:14.08] dealing with men
[00:01:11.60 --> 00:01:15.68] 50 factor in millions and millions of
[00:01:14.08 --> 00:01:18.88] dollars
[00:01:15.68 --> 00:01:21.28] 50. it was smith's fault he did
[00:01:18.88 --> 00:01:23.76] something to me that was so perverse
[00:01:21.28 --> 00:01:26.00] okay i'm just gonna say it he tried to
[00:01:23.76 --> 00:01:28.88] hold my hand
[00:01:26.00 --> 00:01:29.44] do you need to tell me that smith is a
[00:01:28.88 --> 00:01:33.28] hand
[00:01:29.44 --> 00:01:34.96] holder absolutely who we are in bed is
[00:01:33.28 --> 00:01:36.96] who we are in life
[00:01:34.96 --> 00:01:38.72] i never met a man who was bad in bed who
[00:01:36.96 --> 00:01:40.56] was good at life and just for the record
[00:01:38.72 --> 00:01:42.96] in bed you are
[00:01:40.56 --> 00:01:44.72] don't make me state the obvious i'm
[00:01:42.96 --> 00:01:45.20] telling you carrie it was like a wall of
[00:01:44.72 --> 00:01:47.44] flesh
[00:01:45.20 --> 00:01:49.36] coming at me there's nothing scarier
[00:01:47.44 --> 00:01:50.88] than a really big one coming at you
[00:01:49.36 --> 00:01:52.88] i didn't even want to get my mouth near
[00:01:50.88 --> 00:01:54.88] it i was afraid i'd get locked up
[00:01:52.88 --> 00:01:58.00] i mean it was quite a shock his hands
[00:01:54.88 --> 00:02:00.40] are relatively tiny
[00:01:58.00 --> 00:02:02.48] it's from richard i think it's his way
[00:02:00.40 --> 00:02:04.72] of saying i'm sorry
[00:02:02.48 --> 00:02:06.00] wow what do you get if it happens again
[00:02:04.72 --> 00:02:08.00] the hope diamond
[00:02:06.00 --> 00:02:10.32] that's what this is i hope that [ __ ]
[00:02:08.00 --> 00:02:12.80] doesn't break my heart again diamond
[00:02:10.32 --> 00:02:14.08] that one isn't it adorable which one the
[00:02:12.80 --> 00:02:17.20] red one in the middle i
[00:02:14.08 --> 00:02:19.52] love it the birken bag really
[00:02:17.20 --> 00:02:21.20] that's not even your style oh honey it's
[00:02:19.52 --> 00:02:22.72] not so much the style is what carrying
[00:02:21.20 --> 00:02:23.44] it means it means you're around four
[00:02:22.72 --> 00:02:25.60] thousand bucks
[00:02:23.44 --> 00:02:28.00] exactly when i'm tooling around town
[00:02:25.60 --> 00:02:29.92] with that bag i'll know i've made it
[00:02:28.00 --> 00:02:32.16] honey it hurts so much why are we going
[00:02:29.92 --> 00:02:34.72] shopping i have a broken toe
[00:02:32.16 --> 00:02:37.84] not a broken spirit well come on then
[00:02:34.72 --> 00:02:37.84] move that booty
