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Do you know what's happening upstairs? This is all a result of your former partner. Do you understand now? Do you see why this can't continue? There will be an appropriate response. 

Tyrus told me what's happening - the sick child. I understand your preoccupation, but Jesse, I am running a business. I need you back at the lab to complete the cook. You can return when you're done. It is, as you must know, in both of our best interests. 

I... am very sorry. Is there anything I can do? I am on the board of this hospital. I can recommend doctors. Make sure he gets whatever he needs. The best treatment. How did that happen? This current batch is surely ruined now, correct? Stay with the boy. Tyrus will dump what's there and clean the tanks. You will start a new batch when you are ready to return. Next week. 

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Lifeguard four six, cleared direct Albuquerque, climb and maintain 17,000. Juliet Mike two one, turn left heading 115. Wayfarer 515, traffic 3 o'clock, King Air, turn left heading 085. Sierra alpha alpha contact Albuquerque Center 134.6. Contact Albuquerque Center 134.6. Wayfarer 515, descend to 10,000. Juliet Mike two one do you have that traffic at your 9 o' clock. Wayfarer 515, do you have that traffic... 

They found water on Mars. Don't exactly know what to do with that information, but hey, God bless 'em they found it. To water on Mars! So what did you have? Girl or Boy? That's nice. Congratulations. I have a daughter. Old enough to know better. Twenty-seven next month. Just the one. Kids today grow up faster, I think. Just love them. Just, you know. They... they are who they are. Family - Can't give up on them. Never. I mean, what else is there? 

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Tyrus told me what's happening - the sick child. I understand your preoccupation, but Jesse, I am running a business. I need you back at the lab to complete the cook. You can return when you're done. It is, as you must know, in both of our best interests. 

I... am very sorry. Is there anything I can do? I am on the board of this hospital. I can recommend doctors. Make sure he gets whatever he needs. The best treatment. How did that happen? This current batch is surely ruined now, correct? Stay with the boy. Tyrus will dump what's there and clean the tanks. You will start a new batch when you are ready to return. Next week. 

What kind of man talks to the DEA? No man. No man at all. A crippled little rata. What a reputation to leave behind. Is that how you want to be remembered? Last chance to look at me, Hector. Can I help you sir? What can I do for you? I'm... sorry, I'm not following. I... think that you're confusing me for someone else. Sir, if you have a complaint, I suggest you submit it through our email system. I will be happy to refer you to our website. 

I don't think we're alike at all, Mr. White. You are not a cautious man at all. Your partner was late and he was high. He's high often, isn't he? You have poor judgement. I can't work with someone with poor judgement. I've been told, it's excellent. That is not the only factor. I have to ask... why? Why him? How much product do you have on hand? I have your numbers. You can never trust a drug addict. 

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