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My boyfriend cheated on me. 

And now he wants me back. 

And when I was in my 20s, my friends would have been like, fuck him, you are never talking to him again. 

But now, they're so worn down, that they're just like, 

Well, maybe that was what he needed to do to realize he wants to be with you. 

I want a guy who just knows that and doesn't need to hook up with some busted slut to figure it out. 

My own mom was just like, I once asked a woman why she never married. 

She said it was because she didn't know her last chance was her last chance. 

Oh. 

You lived in Underwood, Iowa. 

You had six guys there. 

You went through them, you went through them. 

I live in Los Angeles. We've got millions of men here. 

I mean, most of you are a real walk around the block, but there's shitloads of you. 

I'll say that for you.